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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Piper eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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