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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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