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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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