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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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