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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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