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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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