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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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