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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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