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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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