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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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