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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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