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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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