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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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