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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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