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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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