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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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