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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Murphy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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