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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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