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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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