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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Lola eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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