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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bella eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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