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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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