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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Akira eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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