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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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