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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Piper eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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