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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rufus eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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