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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dexter eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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