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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Widget eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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