Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.