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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rosie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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