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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bella eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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