Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.