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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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