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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Sugar eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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