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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Roxy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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