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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Roxy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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