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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Minnie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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