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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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