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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Peanut eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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