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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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