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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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