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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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