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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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