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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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