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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Simpkins eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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