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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Coco eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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