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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Molly eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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