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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Smeagol eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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