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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Trotsky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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