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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Kirk eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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