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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Kirk eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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