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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rex eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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