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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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